Millennial Must-Read: Advice on Technology

You’re a millennial.  You’re a 90s kid.  You’re 20something.  Do yourself a favor and listen to this advice about technology because you can’t possibly live without this.



Look up from your phone once in a while.

It’s called life, people! Enjoy it!  Do you think your grandparents hooked up on Tinder?  Nooooooooo.  Think Abraham Lincoln wanted to get another round of 2048 in before he (and Beyoncé) wrote the Emancipation Proclamation?  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.  Look up from your phone; the girl or guy of your dreams may be right in front of you.


See? This guy doesn’t even have a phone.




Use Google.

It will save your life.  You can look up so many things.  It’s like books, but a lot of them.  It’s so instant, and you can learn things on it by a quick scan.  Google Glass will be around soon too though.




Throw out your TV.

So self-obvious that the TV will not give you results.  You need to apply to yourself and make sure you can’t see the TV.  With it, you can’t do that mostly.


Just like this long-haired men.




Go outside

I’m writing this in a tree pro bono.  Gotta love all-nature while it’s fresh for it.  You’ll thank me later when you smell the coffee!


Closing Remarks:

Wonderkids, don’t fret.  With this advice, techno will not and you and you can be a millennial for the right reasons.  Chow!







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