Which Mean Girls Character Are You?

With the iconic teen comedy film Mean Girls celebrating its 10th birthday this April, it’s only fair that we honor such a milestone in American history with the definitive quiz to find out the question everyone has asked themselves at some point: Which Mean Girls character are you?

 

1.  Are you a Mathlete/Badass MC? ….. if yes, you are none other than Kevin Gnapoor!

 

 

 

 

You have your quirks, sure, but you’re confident and you certainly know how to own the stage when called upon!

 

 

 

 

 

 

2.  What color is your hair?  Is it brown?…….if yes, then you are Amber D’Alessio! Now quit making out with hotdogs!

 

 

 

 

 

 

3.  Do you have a ‘Burn Book’ of your own?……… if yes, you should seek immediate help because you’re bottling your emotions and channeling them in an unhealthy and childish way!  Please stop.

 

 

 

 

4.   Did you *not* leave the South Side for this?……….if yes, you are Principal Duvall!

 

Left the South Side? You = Principal Duvall! You’re actually him!

 

 

 

 

5.  Do you find yourself saying, “I’m Janis” a lot?…………if so, you’re name is probably Janis and therefore you’re Janis!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6.  Are you a frequent microaggressor?  Do you ask Asian-American folks who have little ties to their native lands after generations of integration with their new homeland why they don’t have an accent?……….if so, you are Karen!  What a dumb twit!  We love her though.

 

 

 

 

 

7.   Does your hair look so sexy pushed back?……if yes, then you’re super hunk Darren Reynolds.  Oh Darren.

 

 

 

 

 

8.  Do you think Darren Reynolds hair look so sexy pushed back?……if yes, then you’re super cutie Rachel Google.  Oh Rachel.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9.  Are you an Asian male who often finds himself in the middle of a Rachel & Darren lovefest?……..if so, than you’re the Asian male whose head is moving in this GIF below!  He’s not credited, but you know him, because you’re him!

 

 

 

 

 

 

10.  Are you a white male who often finds himself in the middle of a Rachel & Darren lovefest?……..if so, than you’re the white male whose hand is moving in this GIF below!  He’s not credited, but you know him, because you’re him!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

11.  Haven’t found your match yet?  No worries.  We’ve eliminated all possibilities by now…except for one!   Do you love cranberry juice?  Do your insides move and you become flushed with red when sexy Darren gets his hair pushed back?……………if yes, than you are……… none other than…………..

 

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Recently deceased anti-apartheid revolutionary Nelson Mandela!

 

 

 

 

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